OnkuAde

I'm attracted to beautiful black ladies, azin, BEAUTIFUL beautiful ladies.. With all the blackness and curves in the right places, well attractive oranges and well, a well to do ass.. Ah mean, what's it why I shouldn't be attracted? I'm man, two men in one big whole ọkùnrin lantilanti.. If you know what I mean, lol. But, eern, I've my wants biko.. Though my man number two doesn't stop calling, I always slap it back to its senses, paa!  common receive sense and show courtesy. Beautiful, endowed, smart, black, adventurous, nerdy girls.. Not totally nerdy but, well, intelligent enough to jump in and out of topics.. Economy, politics, feminism, say what! Maybe if I don't receive sense always, I would be responsible for every nerds virginity.. But well, me I've put on the condom of purity.. Because even with my broken leg, fractured arm and crushed heart, maybe sex isn't a big deal afterall.. I hope àwọn ọmọ thicker body doesn't see this...

Dear graduates,  A journey just starting at 25 for some, a journey still at its early 20’s for a lucky few only, it seems rather late for some as they are about crossing to the 30’s league. My dear bachelors, and spinsters, put aside this age tag, age has never been a yardstick for measuring excellence or life achievements. It is just a number, as a friend do put it to me. Sink yourself in self-confidence, make self-love your priority and always render to your ears the insurmountable mantra. You’re graduates today and your families are proud of you, you came, you saw and you conquered. My epistle is to make you remember that being a graduate isn’t a guarantee to succeed in life. Especially in the everyday socioeconomic downhill we are today in Nigeria. Being a first class student is awesome, having only that to offer is foolishness. Yes, having the bragging rights to such academic brilliance is one of the most exhilarating feeling one can get academically. ...