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Sometime ago in my hostel.

So sometime ago in school, some guys were talking about relationships, girls and sex in my hostel. There was a lead speaker and others were asking him questions, chipping in opinions here and there.


It got to a point where the lead speaker was asking them if they had a girlfriend. All seven boys said they had no girlfriend.

Issokay.

Someone asked the lead speaker if it's right to have sex with his girlfriend [someone that said he doesn't have a girlfriend ].

Speaker said; it's a matter of agreement between the both of them. Because, if you don't have sex with her, she will go outside and tell her friends that you're impotent. And if you try to have sex with her too, she will say you are with her because of her body.

Ladies, your boyfriends are not okay o. I'm telling you.

I fainted straight! Thank God for God.

I was listening to it all from my room.

And me, because my body couldn't stop pushing me. I'm like fire and water, they're always fighting.

I stood up and went to join their conversation. I met them, all seven of them, fine boys, no girlfriends. I was shocked to my bones.

Ah!

Okay so I got there and asked one of them. Mr, you don't have a girlfriend?

He said yes. But, I've a lot of girls that are very close to me and when they come around, we play and I send messages to them about how much I love them. The girls are always wondering if I truly love them. But deep down, I know I'm just playing with them. He concluded.

I died instantly.

I took the stage from the lead speaker. They asked questions on how to overcome shyness when they want to go and toast a girl. Yunno, the "how do we go and deceive them with fine boy so we can have sex with them" kind of questions.

I told them how I personally haven't gone face to face to toast a girl so I wouldn't know what it takes to overcome shyness when toasting a girl. I won't join you people to destroy the world. Ish.

Free of charge, I taught them to be intelligent and to find joy in self development. I gave them tips on how to care about ladies, how to know what she wants, how to become a proper man to a lady, how to not be a stupid man, how much more work they had to do.

They paid rapt attention and they were ready to apply all the knowledge I gave them immediately.

I healed them.

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